1. Friendly Swarm
2. Snarling Tits Cascading Life

3. Scab Waffle

​4. It Must Taste Like Elf Spit

5. Pucker Texture

6. Sinking Tongue 2

7. Waffle Scab

​8. Coagulated Fissure

Lunar Lemur
​Gas Sculptures

Gerbil Toast

Fragile Clam

Slippery Ruffle

Sigh Cull

​​Cranked Elves

Loose Eel

Social Twerker   
Squelch Chute

Parrot Mint

​Dorsal Wheeze


Your Weekly New Music Dose:

Bear Skink Wedding Fondue
Jack Mackerel's Skin Bag

Snake Bladder

Sin Tax

Drinking Spark Plugs

Beef Rend Them

Snail Skin Tooth

​Alternative Fax

​Con A Sewer

​Are You the Toilet Ghost?

Lunar Lemur
​Meat Blob Groove Machine

What We Know About Lunar Lemur:

From Gas Sculptures, coming August 2017


Lunar Lemur
​Punching Clouds

Lunar Lemur is a person (?) I randomly encountered in Toronto at Dufferin Grove Park in the summer of 2015 around midnight, sitting under a tree wearing a cheap lemur suit and chunky headphones. She, he, it or whatever, was hunkered over an old laptop. When I approached and asked "what are you working on?” the lemur didn't say a word, just looked up, handed me the headphones and pressed play. It took less than a minute before I was fumbling for my wallet and asking if I could buy whatever it was I was hearing.

The lemur said nothing. 

I handed back the headphones. 

The lemur handed me a small data stick then tapped its keyboard with furry gloved fingers.

A Stephen Hawking voice said "Take it. Share it".

I didn't know what to do with that at first, other than to immediately use the encounter as inspiration for a character in The Beard.

After enjoying this strange collection of electronic genre perversions for months without being able to track down any info about its creator, I received an email from lunarlemur@*****.com containing only the words "why hasn't it spread?"

 Similarly terse clarification followed and now I'm pleased to be releasing the eighteen tracks that comprise Lunar Lemur's first official album, The Indiscreet Art of Ass Puppetry. A free download of the album opener is embedded as a hyperlink somewhere within the first five-page chapter of The Beard and on the right of the page you can hear the restlessly structured, beat-heavy melodic experiments as they're released, one song at a time every week until the full 18-track album is out and available for purchase in July.

Lunar Lemur

The Indiscreet Art of Ass Puppetry


Extended Family

1. Diaphanous Tusk

2. Om Latte

3. Jilted Parabola 

4. Dog Mode

5. Unilateral Pocket Fern Ace

6. Tick Holster

7. Pan Handler
​(A Touch of Mythic Mutton)

8. Pee Burst

9. Ouroboros After a Bad Taco

10. Sip of the Cripple

11. Fang Pi

12. Agile Clam

13. No

14. Janked By A Walrus

15. Condom Mint

16. Cloud Toenails

17. Cream Dice

​18. Zen Quaff